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willy 🌜💧

Welcome to my WordPress blog! I’m 39 and live in NYC. This is where I post my trivial musings, jokes and links. Comments section is open — but play nice! :^)

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willy 🌜💧

@willystaley

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Welcome to my WordPress blog! I’m 39 and live in NYC. This is where I post my trivial musings, jokes and links. Comments section is open — but play nice! :^)

You guys are thinking of Homer Simpson, I’m pretty sure. George was constantly pulling. Have you watched Seinfeld?

10.9K views • 129 likes • 7 months ago

[INT. THE WORST APARTMENT IN BUSHWICK] ROOMMATE 1 [walking in]: Dudes — I got a job at the capitalism factory! ROOMMATE 2: Oh, nice! ROOMMATE 3: Sick! I’ve heard the capitalism factory is dope. ME [pausing TikTok, to my wife]: Just wait till you see where they go with this one,

12.9K views • 215 likes • 7 months ago